Sunday, January 07, 2007

Where's the Snow?


Big news! Due to St. John's failure to keep a vital condition of the contract between they and Fr. Rob, Rob and Amee are atempting to leave and move north for colder climates. The church promised snow and could not provide it. Therefore Rob and Amee have hired Dewy, Cheatum & Howe LLP to sue St. John's for breach of contract. We are seeking a $10 million settlement, of which the lawyers will receive $9,950,000 in legal fees. Which leaves us with $50,000. This, of course, is all Amee really wants anyway to pay off bills and have vacation money.

So what are we really doing? Didn't you hear: THERE IS NO SNOW! What is there to do with no snow? I am not kidding in saying that today, Sunday, Jan. 7, was probably warmer here than in Visalia, CA where we were before. Oh, by the way, there's NO SNOW!!!!! Amee is very sad, melencholey, distressed, and quite perplexed. Rob is jumping for joy over his good Luck.

So I am sure you are wondering how our Christmas went. Well, it was very quite for us as a couple, but very busy for the church. We had the first Christmas pageant in like 15 years here and it went over really well. The kids were so cute and Amee's stuffed sheep, Lambykins and Woollite, had starring roles as sheep. The pageant had a set and everything. It went very well. We had more than 250 people in church, which was 90 more than last year.

For Christmas, Rob got the "Band of Brothers" DVD series (Don't be hat'n guys). Amee got a new, very nice and stylish pair of figure skates so to start her very promising career as a skater. We are scheduled to skate the 6-mile Rideau Canal in Ottawa, Canada. That is if it ever snows.

Well, I guess that's all for now. We love and miss all you guys, but hey we have seasons and you don't, ha ha.